Monday, September 1, 2014
srsfunny:

Don’t Worry, It’s Safehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Don’t Worry, It’s Safe
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

why do people have sex after funerals?

they have mourning wood

Friday, August 29, 2014
srsfunny:

But, I Was In The Cage All The Timehttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

But, I Was In The Cage All The Time
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza)

mommies-little-monster:

togetherfit:

dampsandwich:

pleatedjeans:

20 Heart-Warming Random Acts of Kindness

i love rob

THE LAST ONE MADE MY HEART MELT I 

That strawberry thing omg marry that boy

Drunken words, Sober thoughts.

The thing I like about being this twisted,
Especially whilst my motivation isn’t quite uplifted,
Is when the lights go out, and I’m still conscious.
My voice, stutters & falters, then feigns it’s gifted.

Music blares out from the speakers.
My eyes shut tight, focused on emotion.
I scream, I plead, I clench, Teeth bleed.
My voice, I’d like to believe, fills bleachers.

I sing these words that I feel so deeply.
Upon another level, I remember so meekly,
"Pain", As if its existence completes me.
Everything else becomes irrelevant,
I melt into the dirt beneath my feet.

The thing is, to complete this speech.
I close my eyes tight, disown reality.
I scream out words I don’t quite believe.
For the sole use of shutting out the thoughts I conceive.

Black outs, Pass outs
Count me out, but not down;
The thing about being this drunk is:
I know the world could exist without.

Thursday, August 28, 2014
did-you-kno:

Zoo Jeans is a company that lets lions, tigers, and bears “design” jeans by tearing holes in the denim. The finished products are auctioned off to raise money for the Kamine Zoo in Hitachi, Japan. Source

did-you-kno:

Zoo Jeans is a company that lets lions, tigers, and bears “design” jeans by tearing holes in the denim. The finished products are auctioned off to raise money for the Kamine Zoo in Hitachi, Japan. Source

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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