February 2012
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WatchHoly fuck. Twenty-three thousand notes and this just happened today.
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“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
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EFFING A, MAN. THIS. (via spastasmagoria)
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Barista problems.
Me: Hi, thanks for choosing Starbucks, what can I get for you?
Customer: I want a latte.
Me: What size?
Customer: What?
Me: What size would you like?
Customer: What?
Me: Tall, grande, or venti?
Customer: ...
Me: ...Small, medium, or large?
Customer: Oh! Yes, please!
Me: ...you want the large?
Customer: No, I want the small.
Me: Okay, we'll have your tall latte at the window.
Customer: LATTE! I said latte. LATTTTEEEEEE.
Me: .....
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QUICK! Give me books to read.
Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
If you still follow me, and if you possibly see...
Do you remember that picture you posted of a man and a woman on a couch, and the man was just playing guitar as she gently leaned on him? You said that you wanted a girl like that. I would like to inform you that that is all what I want. Don’t lose hope.
I’ve got chill bumps, red cheeks, and flattery written all over me. Thank you so much. This is really, the best thing I could have woken up to...
Coffee Black & Egg White
It’s hot. One of the hottest nights I’ve seen this close to autumn. I’ve got sweat on my brow caused from stress and lack of sleep. Five hour energy shots cause my vision to blur and I’m drifting to the left as my head nods up and down. The cigarette in my ash tray has burned down to the filter, and I’ve no guilt for not touching it since it was lit. Looking at my desk in all its clutter, I...
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
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My girlfriend and I don’t belong together. It’s more or less a companionship. Someone to hold and kiss and hug tight. You need that every now and again.
seaturner asked: get off tumblr and talk to me!
Woah shit! I'm a follower shy of 50. So this is...
Been awake for an hour or so. Think I might scan and upload my journal entries. “Typewriter Blues” seems forced sometimes. But, like me, it’s for the attention, isn’t it? Forcing words onto an empty background just to fill in the lines. It gets us noticed, doesn’t it? Cause all we want is a little recognition. And even then, it isn’t enough.
Sunglasses on a cloudy day. The wind has been hectic...
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glucktoronto.tumblr.com/ask
ask me something philosophical.
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If the bible is god's book, why didn't he give it...
Necessarily, it’s the collection of apostles written in different generations. At least that’s from what I know. As for it not being given to the people…seriously? It’s all over the world. Has been for centuries. Hell, there are even some hotels that still have it in the top draw of bed side tables. Which I don’t necessarily agree with, but I guess that’s the...
